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Color Commentary: Iron Cyst and the Return of the Draggin’

Just when Marvel thought it was safe.

Color Commentary is back and this time we’re breaking out the Snark Fu once more on arguably the biggest disaster of 2017: Netflix’s Iron Fist.

That’s right. Myself and Madame Gao will once again be providing the tea, the shade, and the truth on all things Discount Arrow.

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But wait. There’s more. For this Ben-Hurring sequel. I’m not alone. That’s right, I’m bringing backup.

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Normally I’d be providing a disclaimer at this point and juncture but if you’re stanning and caping for this tripe, then you deserve to have your fee fees hurt.

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Asian Jesus has an uncanny resemblance to Michelle Yeoh. Or maybe she and Michelle Yeoh are one in the same. Because let’s keep it 100, they’re both that awesome!!!

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4 thoughts on “Color Commentary: Iron Cyst and the Return of the Draggin’”

  1. fees fees? discount arrow lol i cant with you man. LOVE YOU SO MUCH! your word play is second to none bruh. WERK WERK WERK! thank you and your backup gals and guys for the free funny lol

  2. Michelle Yeoh will be fighting Klingons very soon, that’s how awesome she is.

    Finn Jones would have done a bit better in my opinion had he at least gotten a haircut and a shave!

    Dennis, throwing shade seems to be your superpower. Stay awesome!

  3. And I can I say that Madame Gao happens to be one of the most frightening villains I’ve seen as of late.

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