Watch the Official Trailer for ‘Night Teeth’ on Netflix

Night Teeth stars Debby Ryan, Lucy Fry, Alfie Allen, Sydney Sweeney, Jorge Lendeborg Jr., and Megan Fox. Netflix has just shared a new trailer to get fans even more excited about the film’s upcoming premiere. Night Teeth will be released October 20 on the streaming platform.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Proves Michael Bay Does Not Care About You

Very rarely do the things we cherish as youth hold up over time. By the 1980s, the cartoons my generation watched were mostly extended commercials to sell toys. Nevertheless, the lasting ones all seemed to have a good spirit. There were lessons to be learned about teamwork, camaraderie, and leadership. And, then we would go buy some toys.

The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live action reboot is a hollow Makerbot rendering of a movie. It is a garbled pastiche of disconnected pop culture references crudely assembled, as if by not-yet-ready-for-Skynet A.I. trying to calculate the best ratio of human enjoyment vs product placement.

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