Episode Seven: “Original Airbenders”

This episode showcased the rise of the new Air Nation. Tenzin is the master teacher of about a dozen new recruits, and in his typical way, is pedantic and tone-deaf to their needs. He drones on about the histories of various ancient monks, while his brother Bumi and the other recruits die of boredom.

The skill levels of the new airbenders vary, but street urchin Kai is by far the most talented. He is eager to train his own sky bison, but Tenzin forbids him access to the herd of wild bison who live near the temple.

Korra calls in via radio, reporting back from the Metal Clan. Tenzin expresses frustration at the lack of discipline demonstrated by his students, especially his own brother, and Korra advises him to exploit Bumi’s natural leadership skills (and desire to feel important) by asking him for advice.

Meanwhile, Kai convinces Jinora to go exploring with him. They find three adorable baby air bison, but Kai almost gets hulk-smashed by their mother. Jinora swoops in just in time, and the ‘shipping goes one step deeper!

Kai’s smile reminds me of Aang so much! Aang’s charm + a shady past? Jinora, you’re in trouble, girl.

Tenzin asks Bumi: “What would you do if you were in charge? Help me be more like you,” and it obviously kills him to even pretend to mean it. Ah, brotherly love. Bumi takes the bait:

“You gotta use military discipline to whip these troops into shape. The only way to deal with new recruits is to break them down so you can build them back up. Rule with an iron fist! Show them who their master is!”

That’s all Tenzin needed. Before dawn the next morning, he rouses all his “troops” up with a supersonic airbender equivalent of a vuvuzela. The students grumble, but Tenzin lets everyone know he’s just following Bumi’s own advice. Tenzin tortures the recruits, ending ultimately in the most sadistic obstacle course known to man: let’s just say if the Stinging Rash Cacti don’t get you, the Meelo-propelled watermelons will.

So this is where Meelo gets his dictatorial streak.

Bumi, being no spring chicken, throws a hissy fit. “I never wanted to be an airbender, and I’m too old to be back in bootcamp!” Other recruits start complaining in earnest, and Tenzin’s reached the end of his rope. He orders Jinora to lead them through some basic exercises while he simmers down, but even Jinora stirs up shit by asking for her airbender tattoos. Tenzin spits out that she cannot possibly be ready, as she is just a little girl. Replies the straight-laced goody-two-shoes:

“I’m not a little girl anymore! I can airbend just as well as you, I know everything about our culture and our history, and I have a stronger connection with the spirits than you ever will!”

Daaaamn, Jinora.

To raise her spirits, Kai takes Jinora back to see the baby bison (because honestly, baby sky bison are the  cure for everything that ails you). The bison weren’t where they were before, and before the kids could fully grok what was wrong, poachers capture them. These poachers, called bison trappers, sell the babies to the Earth Queen for meat. Their ringleader also wears a bison fur cape, and from the size of the markings, you can tell it is BABY BISON FUR. That is by far the purest evil we have seen in the Avatar: The Last Airbender world, and I CANNOT ABIDE.

Meanwhile, Pema catches Tenzin meditating. She urges him to be patient with the airbenders as they adjust to their new destinies. While doing so, she also reveals that she was an Air Acolyte (read: non-bending airbender fangirl), which must be how she met Tenzin (and how he broke up with Lin).

Tenzin tries to apologize to Bumi, but Bumi walks away in a huff. Then he asks a recruit where Jinora is so he can apologize to her. “I saw her fly off in her glider with her boyfriend!” Tenzin immediately goes into what-boyfriend-whoops-there-goes-my-pacifism mode and flies off on Oogi to find her.

Kai and Jinora are in serious trouble. The bison rustlers predict the Earth Queen will also pay top-yuan for two airbenders, and so the kids are caged along with the baby bison, on their way to Ba Sing Se.

Screen Shot 2014-07-21 at 12.20.11 AMGood thing Jinora is smart like whoa! She summons a spirit animal to send a message to Bum-Ju (her Uncle Bumi’s pet spirit rabbit-dragonfly). Bumi, using his leadership skills, rounds up all the recruits to save them. “Master Tenzin isn’t here! It’s up to us now. Airbenders, move out!”

The airbenders, displaying much teamwork and surprising amounts of actual skill, ambush the bison rustlers. Tenzin and Oogi spot the baby bisons’ mothers chasing down their getaway vehicle. All together, the new Air Nation defeat the bison rustlers and stuff them into their own cages. Bumi offers his parting remarks: “Maybe you boys haven’t heard, but there’s some new airbenders around these parts, and you never mess with an airbender’s bison.”

Tenzin praises Bumi, and Bumi finally apologizes for being a cut-up. The wild air bison allow Kai and Jinora to snuggle with them. Tenzin promises to consider Jinora’s tattoos. We witness the babies float into the air for the first time. All is right with the world once more.

“The bison are the original airbenders. They recognize their own kind.”
“I guess everyone is growing up.”

The Whoo!

  • Tenzin’s star pupil and teacher’s pet is a former Air Acolyte named Otaku, which is the Japanese term for a fanboy.
  • Korra and Tenzin’s faces as Bolin waxes poetic re: Opal:
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  • Tenzin’s air obstacle course was like a combination of Fruit Ninja and American Ninja Warrior, which turned out to be awesome timing with Kacy Catanzaro’s amazing feat last week:
  • When Tenzin assigns Ikki and Meelo to substitute master duty, Meelo tells the recruits: “Look to your left! Now look to your right! One of those people won’t be making it out of here alive!”
  • Daw’s slow-motion scalp-tingling and Matrix-like evasion of a poacher’s net cements him winning the Most Improved Airbender ribbon. Go, Daw!

The Meh!

  • The bison rustlers said the Earth Queen was rumored to have eaten her own father’s pet bear. SHE F-ING ATE BOSCO, YOU GUYS. SHE NEEDS TO GO.
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