So last week I provided live-streaming color commentary while watching Batman vs. Robin.
For those of you who are unfamiliar, my color commentary is essentially done in the spirit of Mystery Science Theater 3000, you know if it was narrated by Dave Chappelle and Paul Mooney.
The commentary is pretty much spoiler free.
Disclaimer: The following commentary is done in complete satire and is intended for a mature audience. It is meant solely for entertainment purposes. In other words, if you take any of this seriously, you are a fracking idiot.
Without further adieu, enjoy the Storify. Select observations below: